{"product_id":"fed-up-chai","title":"Fed Up Chai","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhether you are fed up with the riots in Portland, or fed up with the Feds, this chai will calm your mind, and ease your anxiety without tranquilizing you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description product-description\" data-model=\"XLite\\Model\\Product\" data-identifier=\"53033\" data-property=\"description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eWhether you are fed up with the riots in Portland, or fed up with the Feds, this chai will calm your mind, and ease your anxiety without tranquilizing you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eCat Person Alert: Keep out of reach of your \"cat children!\" This chai contains \"cat dope.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eIf you open the bag and leave it unattended on your counter, the cat children will first destroy the bag, then lick your butter!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eThis chai, actually will not hurt your cat. But you will need to buy another bag of chai.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eDog People: Don't worry, as always, you're good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePoli Chai-ence Collection: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;\"\u003eOur Irreverent Limited Edition Single Year line: A Taste of Portland 2020\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnit Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrganic Assam tea, Hawthorne berry, Gotu Kola, Chamomile, Organic Lavender, Organic Ginger, Nutmeg, Organic Catnip.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Giant Herbs \u0026 Tea","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47442103173276,"sku":"GH309","price":17.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/2407\/0044\/files\/fed-up-chai-giant-herbs-and-tea_cc450bca-97ff-4193-ae53-17280756b8e2.png?v=1787334152","url":"https:\/\/primenaturalfoods.com\/fr\/products\/fed-up-chai","provider":"Prime Natural Foods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}